GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 And AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Will Be Separated By A Shocking Amount Of Time

Star Lord is balding, Gamora is a mother of two, Drax had laser tattoo removal, Groot is going through teen angst and somebody let Animal Cops: Milky Way get to Rocket.


I'm only kidding.

Or am I?

So....i saw GotG Vol. 2 and...


I liked it!
Really really enjoyed it!
I lowered my expectations and that was the best thing to do!
The first film is really good, no one was expecting something like that, so it's only natural to want more from the second movie, but i never loved Vol 1 as much as...well most of you guys, in fact, i have my fair share of issues with it.
Generally speaking, i mostly agree with what the critics are saying, this movie has its own set of "problems" but in the end, nothing bothered me much. certaintly not as much as that f*cking dance off scene in first film! :p
Not all the humor matched my taste, and you can bet your sweet ass that they doubled down on that!
Drax was the MVP for me, all he does 99% of the time is making puns and cracking jokes, and i laughed 99% of the times, he was sooooo good and funny! XD
Him AND Mantis!
And yeah, she basically served only that purpose, but hey, i'm ok with it! :D
And yes, it's true, there's not much plot at all, but why is that? Well, that's because of the villain's nature!
The plot was already simple, but once they reveal the villain, there's nothing much else to do...
And F*CK THOSE TRAILERS coz they give you the WRONG idea!
I was soooo damn sure that they were going to abuse baby groot and play the "cuteness card" 200% of the time, but they didn't, so bravo!
Rocket, just like Drax, cracks alot of jokes, but he never made me laugh, not.even.once.
The villain isn't patethic (thank goodness) but unfortunately he's "one and done" kinda villain.
Good twist tho, i liked it.
Nebula is lil bit better than the first movie...er...i guess?
They promised that this Vol.2 would have a lot of "feels" it doesn't, there's SOMETHING near the end, but idk, someone said it was a tearjerker and i don't agree, nothing like Logan if you know what i mean. And it's FINE.
I did not like any song they used, nothing made me tap my foot, you know?
So as a whole, maybe it's not better than the first film, but it's better than most Marvel movies.
They could have set something for Infinity War, but nada de nada, that's too bad.
Awesome cameo tho, someone said we'll be seeing some Avengers, but...i didn't see anyone...

Yeah that's pretty much it, or at least what come to my mind.
I'm not good with numbers but for me it's probably a 7 out of 10.

Baby Groot will have probably grown too!