Hello CBMers! I was the granted the unique privilege of conducting an interview with that otherworldly pursuer of CBM greatness, Question-Man. The nameless sage weighs in with his unique perspective of the CBM of 2013. Why do they call him Question-Man? He has that unique super power of answering a question with a question.
BW: Good to see you again Q. (he wears a one body piece white outfit with a black "?" emblazed on the chest, covered by a brown trench coat and fedora) What's the question mark stand for?
QM: It's not a question mark. On my planet it means 'I am Right'.
BW: Well here it's a question mark.
QM: Duh. Despite being from another planet I was raised here on Earth. I took third grade English! You should be more concerned with, why does our question mark mean 'I am right' on his faraway planet?
BW: Moving on!! Now you watched all the great ones from this past year. Did Superman have to kill Zod?
QM: What was he going to do, take him to Guantanamo Bay? No, the true questions people should want resolved after the ending of Man of Steel is, did Lombard have any success with the intern pool? Will this be how we're introduced to Gal Gadot?
BW: Who knows? Speaking of that, what do you think about the news stories of the year in regards to Batman versus Superman and Avengers 2?
QM: Lets see, Avengers is adding heroes Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, where as Man of Steel 2 is adding Wonder Woman and Batman. Good one-upmanship Snyder, I think we all know who won that. Villains-wise, one we don't know yet, the other is James Spader. Wouldn't it be great if he was like his Secretary lawyer character and treated Black Widow as he did Maggie Gyllenhal?
BW: Indeed. What did you think of the whole Mandarin thing?
QM: Dare say, how could anyone call it short of BRILLANT!!! I was not that shocked since I saw Crying Game! It deserves to be ranked among the greatest movie twists of all time, the only question, how high??!!??
BW: I don't know about that. So what did you think about Thor: The Dark World?
QM: Everyone talks about this whole connected Marvel Cinematic Universe. But it was great to see the universes of Marvel and poor CBS sitcoms collide! Thor and Two Broke Girls was ok, but now will we see, perhaps in Iron Man 4, Charlie Sheen's Charlie Harper hit the town with Robert Downey Jr?
Well this is just a part of that interview. If you want to read more, thumbs up. Let me know what worked and what didn't in the comments. Thank you
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