Okay so lets start with the title and what else could it be but.....
DEADPOOL - MERC WITH A MOUTH
This movie would be a comedy/action which is really the only way you can go with Deadpool if your staying true to the character, Of course we could go with a bald judo guy with no mouth, laser eyes and blades coming from his wrists.... No I didn't think so who would think that could be a good idea?
Okay so in this movie Deadpool would break the fourth wall but not constantly so not to make the audience bored of it so picture it more like Silent Bob rarely letting his voice be heard but when it is its usually worth the wait.
As for the look well obviously if we were to go with Ryan Reynolds he would have heavy make up applied to show his horribly scarred face and body. The costume would be based on his most modern recent look from the Daniel Way run.
His voice would obviously be Reynolds but he'd have to work on coming up with adding a little more roughness to it, for the scene's where he's talking to himself Reynolds voice would be the one we hear from Deadpools mouth but as for the other two I was thinking something a little more like Bradley Coopers and then for a nod to the fans Nolan North would voice the other.
The Movie -
Okay so the movie starts with a truck driving through the snow in the front two soldiers sit in the back a military doctor is telling a shadowy figure that the process of the tests will be painful but others have survived it, The truck stops outside a large military base and the figure steps out of the truck revealing himself to be Wade Wilson (Reynolds) the doctor gets out
"So your sure your ready for this?"
Wade has a serious look in his eye and looks down at a picture of a woman he slides out from his pocket.
"I need to get rid of it"
Inside the military base we have the caption 'Based on the Marvel Comic' as the doctor is joined by more doctors who are examining Wade as they walk down a long corridor and through a pair of large doors once through and the doors swing shut we see the words 'Weapon X' printed on them, We then cut to Wade sat in a chair that falls back and the doctors begin to inject different syringes into him connecting tubes to him and then the doctor from the start steps in front of him
"We will try"
The words 'DEADPOOL - MERC WITH A MOUTH' appear as a series of scenes showing Wade being experimented on, we see him sat in a similar bath to what Wolverine was in during Origins being drilled at, sawed at and given a pretty miserable time and from the look on his face he can feel every bit.
After the opening credits we see some Weapon X officials tell the doctor from the start that Wade's tests have failed and although they have stopped the cancer spreading they cant get rid of it completely and that the process they are using to stop the cancer is costing far too much, Unfortunately for Wade they cant risk letting him go as this is a secret project and not even the president knows of its existence and with that the doctor pulls a heavy lever flushing Wade down into the pink baths large drain and shooting him down a series of pipes and finally into a large tank of the same pink fluid he was in, Out of the darkness comes a figure another elderly doctor with glasses and a pony tail who begins to giggle
"I'm Killbrew, lets see what fun we can have with you"
A caption comes on screen 'Five Years & Much More Torture Later'
The camera strolls a series of cells as music is heard in the background played from a stereo, the camera stops at Cell: DEADPOOL (written in what looks like blood) we can see someone in the corner of the cell holding their legs close to them from a glimpse at their face we can see its Wade now horrifically scared and Deadpools first voice over,
"So they opened me up and played with me til my insides looked like lasagne then they decided to hook me up with a healing factor, of course they thought they'd see how much factor I could take the result? This face making Freddy Kruger look like Katy Perry .....No offence Kruger"
The camera cuts to a big guard walking down the cells, from behind we can see he's been tampered with due to a flashing device fitted into the back of his skull with messed up stitching around it, Suddenly the places goes dark with red support lights turning on, Two more large guards join the other and they run in a different direction and into a stairwell, Wade peers up at the glass window at his cell door, From the stairwell the shadow of the guards being slaughtered appears and then suddenly the power goes out.
The stereo is the only thing still playing and then Wade cell door unlocks and opens, as he steps out and approaches the stereo the song Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Aint Seen Nothing Yet comes on with Wade looking up at the camera and smiling.
Twelve Years Later..... On the freeway
"I Met a Devil Woman"
Deadpool sings as he hangs onto the roof of a car shooting at a car speeding up ahead
"She Took My Heart Away, She Said I've-"
The car Deadpool is on swerves to the right and he rolls off just grabbing the roof on the last moment saving himself, pointing his gun at the scared man inside, shooting the window in and climbing through and into the seat,
"You Aint Seen Nothing Yet!"
pushing the man aside and out of the car Deadpool takes over the wheel and speeds ahead and crashes into the back of the car he's chasing the two goons in the back shoot at him, taking a bullet in the right arm Deadpool shouts
"Hey thats my Mas...(Oh sorry kids).... Shooting arm!"
And takes out both goons, smashing the rest of the window away with his pistol he climbs onto the bonnet and jumps through the back window of the pursuing car just before the car he has lept from looses control and crashes into a car.
"Hey Hanz you really thought you'd get away from me? You don't go all the way through a high speed chase on a freeway where two of your guys, a dog and probably the guy I through out back there died! That's totally insensitive of you!"
The German driver obviously scared screams to him
"You crazy American Bastard! You were a fool to think I'd pay you $800,000
for a single hit!"
Deadpool shoots him in the head and utters
"I had Tacho plans with that money and I'm Canadian but taller"
Taking the car over a bridge Deadpools voice is heard telling us that after he escaped the Weapon X facility he went back to being a Mercenary but this time with the help of a healing factor.
On a river bank Deadpool emerges and lies back, a phone can be heard from one of his pouches,
"Deadpool here! scream if you love Pancakes!"
A trembling voice is heard on the other end
"Mr.Deadpool Sir! its me Bob ermmm have you seen the TV?"
Okay so now I've gone into it in a certain depth I'll just explain the rest so your not all totally bored the movie would involve Deadpool having to hunt down T-Ray as he is killing off a board of business men who unknown to Deadpool actually helped fund the Weapon X programme, Along the way Deadpool would get info from Taskmaster and Deadpool would be confronted by Cable who thinks there is a risk of disturbing the future if Deadpool stops T-Ray.
So what do you think would this make it?