Page one
Panel One
The scene opens on a first person perspective on an abandoned New York City street in the middle of the day. In the distance dust can be seen as there is a faint rumbling noise.
Caption (Narrator)
...and here it comes.
Panel Two
The dust is now closer on the abandoned street.
Caption (Narrator)
The thing that has destroyed a good portion of the United States of America from New Mexico has finally arrived in a partially evacuated New York City.
SFX:
Rumbling
Panel Three
The dust is even closer now as there seems to be a green figure in this dust.
Caption (Narrator)
And here I am in its path. Here I am, ready to be crushed by this jolly green giant. And Why? Because I thought it would be fun to play dress up and the world's first superhero.
Panel Four
The figure is now closer and even more visible as the green figure is in focus now and his size is massive as cars are crushed underneath his weight.
Caption (Narrator)
Never did I think it would result in THIS. Never did I think that rescuing cats from trees would lead me HERE.
Panel Five
LONGSHOT. The first person perspective now has the green goliath up front and close up with a look of blind rage on its face.
Caption (Narrator)
Now the only thing that stands in this monster's is ...
Pages 2 and 3
Double Spread. On the right side is the hulking mass that used to be Bruce Banner. He is stopped as he is faced with six figures that stand in his path. The person in the middle, the narrator, is wearing a green wet suit with a green ski mask. This man has two batons drawn ...though they are shaking in his hands. He is meek compared to this hunking giant ...and the rest of his 'teammates.'
Caption (Narrator)
...Us.
Caption (Narrator)
Me. A doofus who though he could make a different.
Next to him is a tall muscular man with camoflaug Cargo pants and a black t-shirt with a skull on it. He has an army buzz cut and a scowl on his face. He has two SMG's pointed at the green mass of humanity as well as a knife hanging from his belt. In addition he has three holsters, each with a pistol.
Caption (Kickass Narration)
An ex-marine turned vengeance seeking vigilante.
Flying above them is a man in his mid-thirties in a torn up business suit. HE Is on a glider that is lit up at the bottom blue but not using any kind of rocket feul. On the side of the glider is something that resembles Mr. Fusion from 'Back to the Future.' In the hands of this man with a thinning hairlines seems to be round thermal grenades. These grenades are labeled 'Stark.'
Caption (Kickass Narration)
An enviromental business man who the newspapers have dubbed the Green Goblin in reference to how obnoxious he is with his clean living propaganda.
On the other side of the narrator with the batons is a completely masked man swinging on a web. He is in a full black suit with a red spider on the front. HE is elevated above the rest of the group, sans The Green Goblin, thanks to his web slinging from the web dispensers on his wrists.
Caption (Kickass Narration)
The only one of us who seems to be competent at this hero gig
Below the spider like man is a female in tight low black rider hipster jeans with a pair of yellow converse. SHe is wearing a black t-shirt with the yelow logo for the band 'The Inhumans' on it. She has dark brown hair done up in bob. This lady, who seems to be in her early twenties, is wearing a pair of hipster glasses as well. But what stands out the most is the synthetic fabric attached to the back of her t-shirt. They make the form of pixie wings in the back. Attached to her wrists is what looks to be yellow bracelets that connects to yellow wiring that leads to her finger tips.
Caption (Kickass Narration)
This woman who seems to have popped out of nowhere...
Ronding out the group is what seems to be a dirty homeless man with a scraggly Beard with some gray in it. There is also gray in the sides of his head. This man seems to be shirt less but has a red beach towel wrapped around his neck to make a makeshift cape. On his left hand is what seems to be a sock puppet.
Caption (Kickass Narration)
...and the local homeless man who speaks a puppet he calls 'Wong' and refers to himself as the 'Sorcerer Supreme.'
Caption (Kickass Narration)
We are the first super heroes ever ...and by the looks of things ...we are probably going to be the last.
Caption (Kickass Narration)
How did we get to this point? I guess it began a year ago when I decided that it would be fun to live out a super hero fantasy in a world without heroes ...you know besides the one roided out one who died in the forties.