MODOK and his date, a normal woman sit at a table in the center of a resturaunt. A bow tie sits at the bottom of MODOK's head and the woman sits with her head on her hand as she awaits the arrival of the food. There is an uncomfortable silence between them. MODOK decides to speak up.
MODOK
This place, it has a good atmosphere, does it not?
WOMAN
Not really, that kid's birthday party over there is pretty distracting.
MODOK
How was I to know there would be so many childrn at this place? It's not like I'm clairvoyant.
WOMAN
It's a McDonalds, MODOK.
MODOK
I do not understand, are these places not the usual outlets for congregation and relationship hatching.
WOMAN
When you're eight, yeah!
MODOK
Curses! I was certain I had this whole thing down!
A "waiter" arrives with their food on a tray. MODOK has a Happy Meal, his date a Big Mac meal with curly fries.
MODOK
What is this?
WOMAN
It's the box your food comes in.
MODOK
I did not ask for it in a box. How uncivilised that they serve food in boxes rather than on plates. Do they not grasp the basic concepts of etiquette. Inferior beings!
WOMAN
Just eat it so I can get the hell out of here.
MODOK
Why not leave now?
WOMAN
Because I at least want you to actually pay for a meal I ate.
MODOK
I cannot pay. You my not have noticed, but pockets are not really an option for me.
WOMAN
I didn't bring money!
MODOK
Curses once again! Just eat anyway, we'll leave without paying.
His date tucks in as he struggles to reach the table to open his Happy Meal. He flails his arms out in front of him. His date looks at him embarrassed.
MODOK
The least you could do is help!
WOMAN
I'm sorry, this is going on Instagram.
MODOK
Are you [frick]ing serious? You're a horrible human being!
She takes a picture of his grotesque and struggling face and proceeds to upload it to Instagram. He stops trying and allows himself to sit still.
MODOK
You know what, I don't need to take this. I could destroy you all here and now!
WOMAN
But then you wouldn't get an increase on your datability score on the site 'cause I'll be dead, so you sort of have to let me live.
MODOK looks out the window, a sad look on his face. Deadpool walks by eating a taco and looks in. Upon seing MODOK he burts out laughing and his taco goes all over the floor. MODOK grows angry and turns back to his date. Outside, Deadpool falls to his knees pointing at MODOK and continuing to laugh.
DEADPOOL
Oh, Jesus that's the funniest thing I've ever seen! Look at his little bow tie, he looks like a [frick]in' scrotum doing roleplay! Hahahaahahahaaaahhahahaaaaaaa! ... this is goin' on Instagram!
He takes a picture of MODOK on his date and proceeds to upload it to Instagram.
DEAPOOL
#ScrotieMcSweeneyBoxBrain. That'll be trending by the time I get home, after all,
I posted it! Oh shit, my taco! [frick] it, I'll buy a new one on the way.