Rational Deadpool: Would you two please stop it, some of us are trying to rest!
Deadpool: Fine, I'll shut you down!
Irrational Deadpool: Yo momma so fat, she has her own orbital path!
Deadpool: Yo momma so ugly, she gave Freddie Krueger nightmares!
Irrational Deadpool: Yo momma so fat, when she went swimmin' all the whales sang "We are family".
Deadpool: Yo momma so old, her prom theme was fire!
Irrational Deadpool: Yo momma so poor, I saw her kickin' a can and when I asked her what she was doin' she said moving!
Deadpool: Yo momma so poor, when I picked up a penny in your front lawn she told me to keep away from her life's savings!
Irrational Deadpool: Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a blood test!
Deadpool: Yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a chordless phone!
Rational Deadpool: Right, I've had it! Both of you better shut up right now, or I switch all of us off!
Deadpool: Shut up asshole!
Rational Deadpool: There is no point to this! You have the same [frick]ing mother!!!
Deadpool stops and ponders on that...
Deadpool: Well shit... I guess... Yo momma so fat, they branded her as I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Rational Deadpool: Didn't I warn you?! I'm turning us off!
Deadpool: We all know you can't do that.
Rational Deadpool: Why not?
Deadpool: It'd be irrational.
His mind takes a brief moment.
Rational Deadpool: ... Yo momma so ugly, she makes the elephant man look like Alexandra Daddario.
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Just a short and sweet one today, and just to update you, Deadpool vs. The Kardashians is coming along nicely. It WILL be the longest script I have ever done for a Funhouse but that just means it'll also be the funniest. Seeya next time in the Funhouse!
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I overthink pretty much anything to do with the MCU, but hey, we're allowed to speculate on these sorts of things right?