Galactus sits in the control of his galaxy sized space ship, twiddling his thumbs. There's been sod all for him to do for quite some time now. He is searching through his databanks to find a way to pass the time. In his search he stumbles across an earth social media called Twitter. He signs up and learns the ropes. Before long, he's got his account in full swing.
Galactus: I feel the hunger. It grows on me like a great pain.
He tweets.
@Terrax4Life, go find me a planet or you're fired. #Hungry #Worldeater
He sits back in his chair and refreshes the page. Terrax has responded.
WTF @BigGIsDaBomb, it's only been three hours since you last ate. #ObeseMuch?
Galactus is enfuriated at his herald's lack of dilligence. He refreshes the page. The Nova Corps have favourited Terrax's tweet. Galactus responds to his herald.
You better find me some food now @Terrax4Life. Or I'll tell everyone what you REALLY use that axe for! #S&M
He chortles to himself and refreshes the page. The Skrull and Kree Empires have retweeted him. He reads some of Ronan the Accuser's tweets.
OMG, my bitch so hot she controls fire! #SubtlePun
Galactus replies.
@TheAccusingHand, She must only eat small portions, #YouHaveATinyPenis
Galactus checks out Super Skrull's page. His most recent tweet:
Just got back from war with @TheAccusingHand. We [frick]ed them up bad. #BrutalDefeat
It was retweeted by Paibok and Impossible Man. Galactus refreshes his page. Ronan has responded.
@BigGIsDaBomb, Long as it's cooked, I don't give a flark! #I[frick]HerWearingOvenMitts.
Galactus laughs.
@TheAccusingHand LOL
Terrax responds at last.
@BigGIsDaBomb, found a planet, lots of life for killing #MeaninglessMassacre
Galactus favourites the tweet and retweets it. He gets a tweet from Silver Surfer:
@BigGIsDaBomb, you better not eat that planet or I'll be forced to take action. #BlowYourBitchAssUp
Terrax replies:
@ChromeDome4 , your days are gone, time for the new blood. #HeHasSexWithBlindChicks
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I quite enjoyed that! As usual, leave a comment down below and once again, a big thanks to
KillerPrince for the suggestion. I gotta do some homework now.