Doc Ock is sleeping soundly in his bed, his tentacles coiled up beside him. One of them stirs awake and rolls over, facing the back of Ock's head. It nudges him slightly.
DOC OCK
Stop it, just go back to sleep.
The arm persists, nudging him slightly harder this time.
DOC OCK
Didn't you hear me?! I said no, go back to sleep, it's not happening, not after last time!
The arm rolls back over. The other three arms rise above Ock and strike down at him, clamping his arms to the bed and his waist too.
DOC OCK
OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? STOP! I SAID STOP!
The fourth arm slithers down the bed and rears up at the bottom facing the top of the bed. It closes its fingers together and begins to move forward quickly.
DOC OCK
God, NO! NO NO NO!!!
Just as the tentacle is about to go where the sun don't shine, Ock wakes up in a hot sweat. Before he can even lay back down, the door caves in and Mysterio bursts in laughing maniacally.
DOC OCK
What the hell, Mysterio, get out of my room, you imbecile!
MYSTERIO
You just got Punk'd!
Mysterio removes the fishbowl from his head to reveal a grinning Ashton Kutcher. Other Spider-Man villains enter behind him and the REAL Mysterio jumps out of the closet.
ASHTON KUTCHER
So, Ock, what'd you think o' the fact you just got Punk'd?
DOC OCK
You just made me think I was being raped by my tentacles.
ASHTON KUTCHER
Yeah, we did, what was that like by the way?
DOC OCK
Those things are connected to my brain, do you have any idea what it's like to think something you control is about to force itself inside you?!?
Ashton pauses for a moment and glances around at the others.
ASHTON KUTCHER
No, I guess I don't.
DOC OCK
Oh really! Let me show you!
Ock picks Ashton up by the neck with one of his tentacles.
ASHTON KUTCHER
WHOA MAN, WHAT THE [frick] ARE YOU DOIN'?!?!
DOC OCK
I'm going to shove your head up your ass. Not that you don't already know what that's like!
Ock pulls Ashton's head back and shoves it up his ass. Muffled screams come from Ashton's mouth. The other villains look on terrified at what they have just witnessed.
DOC OCK
Right, which one of you made the call to MTV?
They all point at Hammerhead.