One Strange Bus Ride

Hello CBMers!!!

A little more fan fiction out of the leftfield. I just said, what the heck, and decided to post this last strange article. Hopefully you get a chuckle out of it, if not I understand.

The Supermax has just been finished, and will now consolidate the greatest comic book movie villains to one structure. The villains are placed in unbreakable handcuffs (similar to what Loki had in Avengers) that dampen any superpowers for transport. They are then placed on a bus and transferred to the Supermax. But that bus tho....it's A.B.U.S (Always Busy Unloading SuperVillains) and it goes around from crime scene to crime scene removing super villains when required. It sometimes will be carrying multiple passengers and that's when strange things can happen. This story recants one of those rides.....Tale #31.


Passengers:
Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe, Spiderman)
Magneto (Ian McKellan, X-Men)
Riddler (Jim Carey, Batman Forever)
Faora (Antje Traue, Man of Steel)


They sit two to each side, Green Goblin at front right with Magneto a few seats behind him. Faora is up front on the left side with Riddler a couple seats behind one seat before the rear.

Riddler: *clears his throat* "Alrighty, I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?" *he looks wide eyed from left to right, mouth agape in anticipation*

Green Goblin: "Sounds like another riddle about your mom. Can we go one trip without hearing your stooopid riddles!"

Riddler: "Sheesh, what's with the hostility? Lets try an easy one, question: who battles Spiderman dressed as the rejected green power ranger? Answer: it sure isn't Doctor Octopus." *laughs maniacally, as the others crack slight grins*

Green Goblin: "Oh your sooo fuuunnny. I suppose the question mark is what they put next to sex on your processing papers."

Faora: *turns head to look back, her face looks pained* "Would all you lesser evolved things just keep to silence?"

Magneto: "Pardon me? Lesser evolved? Perhaps your unaware my dear, I am a mutant. And we are the superior. We are the future!!"

Faora: "You are but inferior beings, especially when compared to my General. Zod."

Magneto: "He sounds enlightening. He must have a strong neck." *he shoots Faora a sharp, piercing glance*

Riddler: * looks quickly from Magneto to Faora* "So, are you available?"

Green Goblin: *bellows a loud, monotone laugh* "Yeah right, there's one riddle you'll never know. Woooommmeen." *continues laugh*

Riddler: *flaps lips in mocking imitation of Goblin's laugh* "Nevermind him Faora, he likes to threaten old ladies as they pray. So, when we get out of here, would you like a tour of my 3D television factory? It's on an island made of metal."

Faora: "You are perhaps the most delusional of all these beings. I see why you are continually put into an insane asylum."

Riddler: "The attraction is palpable?"

Green Goblin: *leaning toward Faora* "You think that's insssaaaanne? You should hear what Magneto's last big evil plan was." *looks back toward Magneto with a grin* "C'mon, pleeeeasssee tell her."

Magneto: *looks out the window, face growing red* "No."

Faora: "Oh please, I must now hear of what such an accomplished being was planning to do."

Magneto: "Very well. I took over a razor company and started the 'dollar shave club', I figured if every home has a razor....how dangerous I could become..." *he begins to break into uncontrollable laughter before he can finish the story. All three join in unison to him with uncontrollable, riotous laughter.*

The four end their laughter as the bus comes to a stop. The doors slide open with a loud "woosh". Up the stairs walks the bald headed Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg, Man of Steel 2)

The three men then look to each other with a "WTF" expression on their faces. All three burst into the loudest of laughs.

Luthor: "Gentleman. Riddler, an egg. You laugh, but you see I will always be three steps, four steps, five steps ahead."

Lex raises his handcuffed arms as a loud beep noise sounds and the handcuffs release and fall to the ground. Faora's handcuffs also release and she embraces Lex under his shoulder and flies them through the roof of the bus, within seconds they are far beyond sight.

Riddler: *looks up at the hole, stunned and shocked appearance* "He stole my girl."

Good day CBM!