Edward:
The name is Edward, I’m of the line of Cullen
That’s a mighty big broom you got, you compensating for something?
What’s the matter Harry boy? You realizing you’re weak?
Cause without that wand of yours, your winning chances are bleak
I’m an idol among teens, the chicks really dig me
In fact, I just did one. I believe her name was Ginny
This is your Eclipse, so say goodbye Mr. Potter
My rhymes will cook you like an oven, and I’m making them hotter
Harry:
I’m the Boy Who Lived, and you are not so scary
You a vampire? Ha! You’re more like a fairy
That was a total lie you told about Ginny, you fraud
Cause Bella told me last night your dick is smaller than my wand
I got the best companions of all, Hermione and Ron
Let’s count Bella’s facial expressions. Hmm, there’s seems to be only one
When choosing between the two of us, I always get the people’s vote
I’m an expertly trained wizard, and you’re just a sparkly emo joke
Edward:
I’ll break your wand in half, then give you another scar
Challenge me to a foot race? You won’t get too far
I’m craving wizard blood, so I think I’ll take a bite
Rest in peace, Harry Potter, cause this is your Twilight
Harry:
You’re the creation of an author’s messed up wet dream
You could never survive against me and my Hogwarts team
My raps will cut you down even faster than the Golden Snitch
Game over, Mr. Cullen. Expecto Patronum, bitch!
Who won? You decide!