Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Walt Disney vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Disney Company founder Walt Disney battles British film director Alfred Hitchcock to determine who is the better film-maker. Who wins? You decide!
Walt Disney:
My name is Uncle Walt, but you can call me Mr. Disney
Listen up Al, cause I’m about to get busy
Your movies frighten people, while people smile from my work
Why else would I be running the happiest place on Earth?
You hardly have any hair, and your gut is as big as a house
You’ve got a cross-dressing freak, and I kick it with MC Mouse
I’ve got 22 Academy Awards, how many do you have? None!
In the end, between the two of us, there can only be one
Alfred Hitchcock:
Take a seat Walt, because it’s time for me to go
I’ll kill you in this battle so hard, you can call me a Psycho
I make grade A cinema, you make childish fluff
With more drug-inducing images than H.R. Pufnstuf
When presenting on television, I had the longer-running show
I’ll beat you North by Northwest, and leave you with Vertigo
My raps hit you down harder than a rock
Now get down on your knees, and suck my Hitchcock
Walt Disney:
Drug-inducing images? You must be high as Dumbo
I’ll leave you as a cripple, and push you out my Rear Window
You’ll forever regret stepping into my zone
Like Marvel and Star Wars, your ass I’m gonna own
Alfred Hitchcock
Just like they made you Frozen, my rhymes will make you chilly
You really need to stop showing kids your little Steamboat Willie
The only time your mustache looked good was when it was worn by Tom Hanks
Choosing you over me? The answer’s always “No Thanks!”
Who won? You decide!
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