The Second Installment of Villains Riding the Bus!

Hello CBMers!!!

Just thought I try one more out and see what you think?

The mega sized incarceration facility, Supermax, now completed and located in parts unknown. It was built to house the greatest comic book movie villains to one maximum secured super structure. The villains are placed in unbreakable handcuffs (similar to what Loki had in Avengers) that dampen any superpowers for transport. They are then placed on a bus and transferred to the Supermax. But that bus tho....it's A.B.U.S (Always Busy Unloading SuperVillains) and it goes around from crime scene to crime scene removing super villains when required. It sometimes will be carrying multiple passengers and that's when strange things can happen. This story recants one of those rides.....Tale #32.

Passengers:

Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Batman and Robin)
Loki (Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers)
Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds, X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Russian (Kevin Nash, The Punisher)


The Russian is seated on the right side in the west just before the rear bench seat, his entire face is covered by horrible burn marks. On that same side just behind the first seat, sits Loki, devious grin applied to his face. At the direct middle of the rear bench seat, Deadpool sits hunched over, he looks utterly frustrated and his mouth is sewn closed. Two seats before him, Mr. Freeze sits looking somber and solemn.


Loki: *without even turning back, sits face forward* "Do any of you abominations know what the weather is supposed to be like today?"

Deadpool begins writhing and straining as he attempts to undo the sewing of his mouth. All he can muster at the moment are some nearly inaudible moans and grunts.

Mr. Freeze: "Wherever we are headed, had better be prepared for a cold front."

Loki: *stares at Mr. Freeze now with a combined disgust and astonish* "Urgh. Is that your thing, push up pop? How loathsome! I have battled against and alongside an entire race of creatures called 'Frost Giants' and I still have never heard of anything quite as disdainfully terrible as a cache of cold, ice themed puns."

Mr. Freeze: "Go ahead. Mock me. Belittle me. For revenge is a dish best served cold."

Loki: "Please stop. Your not even trying any longer."

Deadpool: *still struggling* "MMMMMM."

Loki now looks toward the rear and snaps back at the sight of the Russian. He holds back the urge to vomit on a gag reflex.

Loki: "My word. What has happened to you?"

Russian: *speaks with a slurp sound as puss glistens down the sides of his mouth* "He threw a pot at me. A pot of hot boiling water!"

Loki: "Is your moniker the wicked witch?"

Deadpool: *still struggling and getting louder* "MMMM!!!!"

Mr. Freeze: *now looking back at the Russian as well* "You should treat that with some Icy Hot. I knew a guy, who looked kinda like that. Half his face was scarred by acid. Called him Two-Face. He was a cool guy."

Loki: *pointing at the Russian* "I suppose we could call him, No-Face."

Russian: *defensively* "Well at least I was defeated by a bad ass. You were defeated by a guy with a bat on his chest, and you, by a guy with an American shield on his. The guy that beat me? A human skull."

Deadpool: *still at it* "MMM...MM..MMM!!"

Loki: "Hardly old chap, I was roused by a collection of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. And who says I am defeated? Regardless, anything you have to say is absent of any sign of merit, especially considering the man giving you orders was Saturday night fever himself, Howard Saint."

Mr. Freeze: "And the 'man with a bat' is no mortal man. Batman is the greatest of all heroes, and when he beat me, he was pretty ice. He even got them to let me share a cell with Poison Ivy. Lets just say, she suffered some major frostbite."

Loki: "Enough!! Freeze listen well, remain calm and keep cool."

Loki instantaneously vanishes leaving the locked handcuffs to fall to the bus floor. Deadpool surges with strain and lets out a painful shrill as he finally manages to open his mouth.

Deadpool: "What in the HELL?? You? Yeah, you...what's your name? What's that say...BENJI! Benji??? Really??? Really?? The Russian?? THE RUSSIAN!! And Freeze? With the countless greats you could've thrown me in here with, for example Joker, you saddle me with Freeze AND THE RUSSIAN!!??!! And WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!! It smells like an icebox stuffed with burnt greasy French fries!!! Look here! This had better never EVER happen again. Or else, Mr. Ninja sword will have a date with your neck! Peace out CBM.COM!!"

Till next time, thanks for reading!
How does this sequel measure up? Should I try more? Please let me know in the comments.