Hello CBMers!!!
The mega sized incarceration facility, Supermax, now completed and located in parts unknown. It was built to house the greatest comic book villains to one maximum secured super structure. The villains are placed in unbreakable handcuffs (similar to what Loki had in Avengers) that dampen any superpowers for transport. They are then placed on a bus and transferred to the Supermax. The Supermax houses six different wings with multiple cells to each. The cells are nicknamed "glass boxes" due to the barrier of see through reinforced glass where bars would be in a common prison. And now a look at what happens within those hardened walls and between the captured CBM villains.
Part of the fun is to imagine the assembled characters as by the following portrayals. Voice wise and look; as based upon their more memorable appearance from each one's movies. Only a few characters' appearances will be described.
SUPERMAX CAFETERIA
Inside the scene is chaotic, the cafeteria is washed in blinking lights and the ABUS is crashed through one wall allowing a sliver of moonlight to shine in. The Joker has his arms draped around Luthor, knife to Lex's throat, he is unable to stand for long and seems to lean on Luthor. However Joker is oblivious to a shadowed figure behind him, who has placed a knife to his own throat.
JOKER: "*notices the knife* Well this is getting ridiculous."
RED SKULL: "*leans over to Joker's ear* Two words...Hail Hydra!"
JOKER: "*drops his knife and grabs his ears* Oww!!! Could've gone my whole clown career without hearing that! Are you proud of yourself? Honestly? When you go to pick boogers from that spot where your nose once was....er....wait....can you be proud at all? I mean your crazy super soldier experiments made you a disgusting red skulled Nazi...just didn't age to well I'm afraid."
RED SKULL: "Shut up! You miserable..."
LUTHOR: "*picks up Joker's knife and leans Joker on to the side of the bus* Ok...gentleman, enough. We need no more bloodshed now, the capes are on their way. *looks at Hector who stands in the bus's doorway* What's the situation with the heroes?"
HAMMOND: "*touches enlarged head* Lets see, two approach by motorcycle near the perimeter now. Captain America and Wolverine, their paths should cross with Magneto. And still no sign of the Man of Steel yet."
LUTHOR: "Hmm, rather fortunate I would say. We need to move. Joker I'm going to have Bane put you on the bus. And Johan, I know it's a thing now, but come on, ease up on the 'Hail Hydra' stuff. You wouldn't like it if I went around screaming 'WRONG'! into everyone's face."
BANE: "Perhaps!! Joker old ally, I could perform on your disabled back, a procedure I picked up in prison."
JOKER: "You're just going to punch me, aren't you? That doesn't sound good at all, not at all. But that voice! Ok, lets do it! Right? What do the young cool kids say, YOLO?"
BANE: "I believe it's something else nowadays, maybe 'Hail Hydra!' *delivers brutal haymaker punch to Joker's back*"
JOKER: "AHHHHH!!!!! You asthmatic bastard!"
BANE: "Something amiss, Joker? Punching solves all of life's avails. Nagging landlord? PUNCH! Balance checkbook? PUNCH! Broken back? PUNCH!"
JOKER: "You got some kinda endorsement? Does Hawaiian Punch pay for every punch?"
INSIDE A.B.U.S
As those events occur outside the ABUS, inside a group of escaping villains sit and talk. In a circle sits Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Faora, and Talia Al Ghul, reminiscent of the old A.B.U.S trips.
FAORA: "What is taking so long?"
CATWOMAN: "Don't worry girl, these things always go through some kind of slow down. I just wanted to ask you ladies, do you sometimes miss the old days?"
TALIA: "What do you mean?"
CATWOMAN: "Well for one thing, how serious its all gotten. For instance, that other Catwoman you met, there needed to be a practical reason just to explain her cat ears."
TALIA: "So?"
CATWOMAN: "It's just...in my day, all you needed was a resuscitation by stray cats."
TALIA: "You're not serious, are you?"
IVY: "Oh she is. I was made by a random mixture of chemicals, plants, and snake venom. Bam! Like a bizarre beautiful dream."
TALIA: "Funny you mention dream. I have this crazy one, were that boy from that movie 'Titanic' follows me...just...enraged! Screaming at me about kids and calling me Mal."
IVY: "Weird, I dream about him as well, but he's doing drugs off my body in a very uncomfortable place."
CATWOMAN: "The back of a Volkswagen? Ha, I got that from our new Batman, the former mall rat Buttman."
FAROA: "Oh, I know! Lex taught me this, now I say S...M...H! Right?"
INSIDE THE MEDICAL WING
The medical wing is an area with multiple hospital beds. The Russian, Scarecrow, and an unidentifiable man in bandages occupy the beds. A lone doctor paces the area, the wing washed in blinking lights as well.
SCARECROW: "Uh oh doc. Looks like the nuts may be running the asylum. Look...doc...straight up, doctor to doctor...I keep having these weird visions every 28 days, zombies, freaking zombies everywhere."
RUSSIAN: "Da, looks like someone likes their own stuff too much. Or has a bad DVR, 'Walking Dead' is a weekly show."
SCARECROW: "Why I ought to...hey...you're Russian? Think you could introduce me to that Russian attorney general?"
Without notice, the bandaged man leaps from his bed. He races toward the exit, stopping to pick up a crossbow and quiver of arrows.
SCARECROW: "*looks at the doctor* You mean? We could do that?"
DOCTOR:"That's the Supermax's secret weapon. Green Arrow. Disguised as just another inmate, lucky how he has gone so unnoticed."
RUSSIAN: "Da, lets call it luck."
INSIDE THE UNDERGROUND LAIR
In the subterranean area under the Supermax, a cadre of animal themed villains have created a full functioning lab.
PENGUIN: "This is where it will begin! A new world order! And Mr. Osborn, you can either be a part of this, or you could be swimming in the refuse."
OCTOPUS: "He's right, Norman. Plus Penguin knows all your secrets, everything you've ever flushed or thrown away hoping to never get out."
PENGUIN: "Exactly. You wouldn't want everyone to know you purchased an Xbox one, eh?"
GOBLIN: "Very well. What's your plan. Because if it's anything like the Lizard's last plan, I'm out. Hell, mittens for kittens was a better idea than anything Lizard was planning on doing."
LIZARD: "Wait til you see this. *rolls out a blueprint*"
GOBLIN: "Not bad. Not bad at all."
OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD
The trio of Magneto, Sabertooth, and Juggernaut make their way toward a hole in the perimeter wall. An unconscious Justin Hammer is draped on Juggernaut's shoulder.
SABER: "So, any plans this weekend Jug?"
JUGGERNAUT: "No big plans. Might go to the movies, want to see that new Haunted House 2."
SABER: "*stops walking, looks stunned* No way. No way those words just came out of your mouth. I think you should look into getting a new helmet. That one must be wearing down."
JUGGERNAUT: "What? Marlon Wayans is a comedic treasure."
SABER: "Seriously. See. A. Doctor."
MAGNETO: "Quiet, you nitwits. Do you hear that?"
SABER: "Uh, heightened senses. It's two motorcycles, one with Wolverine by the scent."
JUGGERNAUT: "You can identify Wolverine, by his scent?"
SABER: "Trust me. It's no blessing. Imagine maple syrup, hair gel, sushi, and French bread rolled into one horrendous smell. I know everyone's smell. The other motorcyclist is Captain America."
JUGGERNAUT: "Cool. What do I smell like?"
All three suddenly stop, Magneto, Sabertooth, and Hammer(who wakes up briefly) stare at Juggernaut with disgust.
MAGNETO: "You really must admire the misguided persistence of homo sapiens. Send a man with metal bones and another whose primary weapon is a metal trash lid to stop me."
INSIDE THE CAFETERIA
Bane loads Joker and the rest board the ABUS. Riddler driving, the silence is broken by the faint sound of a distant sonic boom.
LUTHOR: "Hammond? Is that?"
HAMMOND: "*touches enlarged head* Yeah, he's on the way...oh...wait...looks like your plan might just work, Zod is awake and aware of the incoming Superman."
LUTHOR: "*holds hand up to ear* Excuse me? What was that?"
RED SKULL: "He said..HAIL.."
LUTHOR: "WRONG!!!"
JOKER: "Why so..."
LUTHOR: "WRONG!!! *slyly smiles* Ok, get us out of here Edward."
RIDDLER: "Riddle me...ahh, forget it."
The ABUS rumbles to a slow stop, unable to progress. Luthor puts his head out the window to see a green arrow protruding from a deflated rear tire.
Once more, thank you immensely to all those that have read. And to Lee, yes! Now I remember the once proposed Supermax film that would’ve starred Green Arrow! By the writer of Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li, and after seeing that film, I think the world gave a collective cheer to learn Supermax was put on indefinite hold.