Some of you may have heard of the burrito. Clearly the spiritual successor to the taco, it really is
The Empire Strikes Back of Mexican cuisine. At least on the way in, on the way out it’s more like
Armageddon (complete with holes in the Earth).
So what makes Burrito’s so great? Well you have the near-endless variations of fillings. Do you go for steak, chicken, pork, or just veggies? It’s INSANITY. I myself prefer to go with refried beans and roasted potatoes.
How do you know I love Burritos? I once ate 4 large burritos from Budgie’s Burritos. How does Budgies make such amazing burritos? I don’t know! I’m not Budgie.
(SHOUT OUT TO BUDGIE’S)
So why not have a chimichanga, a taco, or a quesadilla? Because they will always be lacking in the overall greatness that is a burrito. Unlike a Quesadilla, a Burrito is round and long, not flat. +1 for Burrito.
So considering how good burritos are, their overall nutritional value, and endless amounts of variation. I have to award burritos:
1,000,000,000,000 Uncle Joeys
Out of
1,000,000,000,000