EDITORIAL: My List of Reasons Why I Suck

EDITORIAL: My List of Reasons Why I Suck

I kind of suck, these are my reasons why.

Editorial Opinion
By Furiosa - May 07, 2015 10:05 PM EST

Reasons why i totally suck

  1. I'm lame
  2. I'm a loser
  3. I'm not Zack Snyder
  4. I'm not Ezra Miller's lover aka Zack Snyder
  5. How do i corn?
  6. I'm just awful
  7. Howard the Duck is my favorite Marvel movie
  8. I smell funny
  9. I write terrible articles
  10. I just plain suck   



























Bonus List of reasons why cbm is a magical place

  1. Its a fun place
  2. It has juvenile trolls like Dexter
  3. Ezra Miller (this joke was old months ago)
  4. the users are great
  5. I like pickles on my sammich
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