Disney's Spider-Man Reboot

Disney's Spider-Man Reboot

What if Disney's takeover of Marvel ended up in a monstrosity like what I am about to show you.

This is not a serious fan cast.

By superbatspiderman - Jun 04, 2010 04:06 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic
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Ever since Disney's takeover of Marvel I had a fear that Disney would cast their army of talentless tween actors. Disney is a great company they make great movies and are the definition of the America way but when it comes down to making TV show they are not the most reliable source for example they spawned Miley Cyrus and that is a crime against humanity itself. Okay to the main point this cast is what if Disney made a Spider-Man movie.

Peter Parker-David Henrie



David Henrie was a candidate for the actual Spider-man reboot which was absolutely ridiculous have any of you actually seen this guy act he is horrid.

Mary Jane Watson-Miley Cyrus


Picking Miley as Mary Jane almost made me gag I could rant for hours on how much I hate Miley Cyrus this is why this fan cast is not serous.

Harry Osborn-Jason Dolley


Jason Dolley is not as bad of an actor as the rest of the cast but still this would blow.

Norman Osborne-Bryan Stepanek


Stepanek is not a bad actor but he is still a Disney Star and is not Norman Osborn material.

Gwen Stacy-Tiffany Thornton


Now this girl is what you may call a crappy actor she makes Megan Fox seem like Julia Roberts. The thing I hate most about Disney channel is everyone gets to be a singer but we all know 0% of these actors cannot sing.

Doctor Octopus-David DeLuise


This choice is actually not that bad I could actually see this work.


This is the fear of all Marvel comic fans everywhere but I have faith in Marvel they have never made a completely horrible movie so this would probably never happen.
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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/4/2010, 4:22 PM
The funny thing is...

Some of these have already been picked! LMAO!

Hey why not ZAC as PP lol!?! : D

(By the way SPIDEYS with SONY (I know you know that heh heh) but yeah its bound to end up the same or worst with this 90210 reboot coming out lol)

Funny stuff dude!
cbmfan
cbmfan - 6/4/2010, 5:14 PM
i disagree. i think david henrie is one of the best ones disneys got and he does alot of charity sh*t for kids so like him for that 2. he could def pull off spidey. more important they just better write a good spidey movie.im a huge fan. some of the other ppl you mention are questionable but i dont agree with you on all of those either. and i say no way to Zac. to each his own i guess. peace :P
DaenerysTargaryen
DaenerysTargaryen - 6/4/2010, 7:07 PM
AHH THE HORROR THE G-RATED HORROR!
;)
TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 6/4/2010, 7:35 PM
Threw up a little inside
superbatspiderman
superbatspiderman - 6/4/2010, 8:10 PM
LEEE777-thank man I didn't pick Efron because he is a decent actor unlike the rest of these people and I can't stand the idea of him playing Spidey

cbmfan-Charity is a noble thing but that doesn't change acting ability

Starsapphire-Very funny I love the Nostalgia Critic have you ever seen his review of Batman and Robin it is hilarious

TheSoulEater-I am with you man it took everything in me just to make this.

DaenerysTargaryen
DaenerysTargaryen - 6/4/2010, 8:40 PM
My reaction to watching Hannah Montana:
SHHH
SHHH - 6/4/2010, 9:26 PM
GIFanatics.com
DaenerysTargaryen
DaenerysTargaryen - 6/4/2010, 10:16 PM
@shhh
I agree
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/5/2010, 3:31 AM
SUPERBATS @ Lol, you've got a point dude! ; D

Though i should watch more DISNEY, coz the only one i actually know up there is HANNA MONTANNA lol, but i do know she sucks the big one lol, not that I've seen the movie, but caught some of her over the top bad acting of hers from five minutes of her show a while back, wanting to know what all the fuss is about?! : P

Still have no idea why lol?

SHHH @ Lmao!
DDD
DDD - 6/5/2010, 10:34 AM
If this wasn't so pathetic it'd be funny!
But I laughed anyway and then like many of us
I went in the loo and heaved my intestines up!
lo....uuurp...lol
DDD
DDD - 6/5/2010, 10:37 AM
Leee@ believe me you don't need to watch more Disney!

Save your soul man...save your soul...run for your
life!

superbatspiderman
superbatspiderman - 6/5/2010, 4:52 PM
DDD-This article is supposed to be funny it is not serious at all and I almost threw up just thinking about Disney doing this to us.

LEEE777-No you should not watch Disney channel it is a bunch of talentless teenage actors who are trying to be funny but it is definitely not working.
DDD
DDD - 6/5/2010, 6:52 PM
I know it's not serious SUPERBAT@!

I didn't mean your parody was pathetic!
It's quite excellent! lol

Now I gotta go drink half a bottle of Pepto!
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