New Crap "GI Joe" Clip

New Crap "GI Joe" Clip

Are they trying to get people to NOT see this movie? Here's yet another clip of Duke and "Rip" being annoying as hell. Highlight is Scarlett on a treadmill!

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By MarkCassidy - Jul 28, 2009 08:07 AM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe
Source: superherohype.com



The Stephen Sommers-directed action-adventure opens August 7th for anyone bothered. In fairness, as much as I bitch about this movie. I'll probably still see it! Slow movie week;)

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vonstallin
vonstallin - 7/28/2009, 8:57 AM
sigh..... i hope this is for the DVD only....

FIRST, clip I didn't like so far....
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 7/28/2009, 9:05 AM
Rorschach01, get off the fence about this movie. ha
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 7/28/2009, 9:13 AM
haha, i have seen some action footage i liked, with Snake Eyes and stuff. But whenever either of these tools open their yaps it brings it all back down again!
KEROSENE
KEROSENE - 7/28/2009, 9:18 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmm...scarlet running...mmmmmmmmmmmmm. yum.
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 9:23 AM
gijoe=dead squirrel of the summer

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HeavenlyDark
HeavenlyDark - 7/28/2009, 9:28 AM
*sigh* really and i know my dad is gonna force me to see this no matter what i say
dizzle716
dizzle716 - 7/28/2009, 9:38 AM
Although she is hot, the way she is running kinda reminds me of how Phoebe ran in that episode of Friends :)

Nice pic @ superdog.

This movie does look like it's going to bomb dearly, but I'll probably still go see it. Or at the very least, rent it when it comes out.
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 7/28/2009, 9:45 AM
how do you spell GI Joe? R-E-Tarded
Tobuttica
Tobuttica - 7/28/2009, 9:47 AM
Dizzle, perfect analogy. I was going to mention how hot she was but she runs like a retard. You nailed it even more perfectly. Heh.
dizzle716
dizzle716 - 7/28/2009, 10:04 AM
Yeah. Now all we need is some girl in a dance movie that looks like Elaine dancing on Seinfeld.........oh wait, they already did that. It was the girl in Step Up 2 The Streets.
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 10:08 AM
Dude if you saw step up 2 the streets you probably shouldn't mention that on this post...
Thanks for the props on the pic though.
This movie will blow. And not the good kind of blow
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/28/2009, 10:16 AM
fack me! who the F works out shirtless? geezus man. they are totally aiming for the sex-factor here. Just like in Transformers 2 did. Oh man...was that horrible as well
dizzle716
dizzle716 - 7/28/2009, 10:31 AM
@superdog: I heard????? Too late? Damnit!!!
NERO
NERO - 7/28/2009, 10:49 AM
Yep, this does nothing to sway me from my opinion since picture one of this thing came out: looks like shit. Little SPOILER AHEAD, I read the comic adaptation the other day in Barnes and Noble -I’m not buying anything to in encourage further funding of this tripe- and Marlon was not kidding, RIPCORD GETS SCARLETT SHE LEAVES SNAKE EYES FOR A WAYANS BROTHER!!! This movie is so far off the rails that I’ll be surprised if true fans don’t walk out on this thing… YES THE STORY IS THAT BAD. It was as if they had Cyclops hook up with Storm in stead of Jean in X-Men. Hell at least let her have some kind of atraction to Duke to play the comic off the cartoon. UGH!! FAUX JOE!!!
NERO
NERO - 7/28/2009, 10:59 AM
Here's hoping for a proper reboot in five years; and I HATE reboots, but to fix this I'll deal.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 7/28/2009, 11:11 AM
BURN..I KNOW THERES HATERS , BUT IM GONNA WATCH THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A FUN ONE
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 7/28/2009, 11:21 AM
Im really curious as to what exactly a "hater" is? Is it someone with good taste in movies?
BLACKWINGS17
BLACKWINGS17 - 7/28/2009, 11:33 AM
Turdfergunson, is that a serious question?

Who works out shirtless? I'm assuming you don't work out very much.

Out of all the rediculous stuff we've seen in clips from this movie, and you question the one thing that is actually very normal and more plausible than most.
SHHH
SHHH - 7/28/2009, 11:35 AM
@Keven


yes he was
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 11:44 AM
I will see this movie. And give it a fair shake. Then I will write a review saying how shitty it was:) most gyms actually require you to keep your shirt on when you work. But a military gym (that's using the term loosely fir this movie) probably has nonsuch rule. And why so much talk about step up 2? Very disturbing.
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/28/2009, 11:55 AM
@Blackwings - i dont know if any of us or truely serious on here, but yea i do work out and the gyms i work out there is not a mix of dudes shirtless walking round. most gyms have policies that say u have to wear a shirt at all times.
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 12:07 PM
Turd@ I agree but as I said it's a military gym so could be different. Plus it's a shifty movie which is why they have no shirts, to distract people like teabag from the shifty dialogue:)
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/28/2009, 12:14 PM
hahaha...nicely put. we all know how Teabag likes lots of abs and pecs in his films ;)
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 7/28/2009, 12:17 PM
Hey everyone, check out a new web comic i made for us here at CBM over in the Editorials section, its called THE FANBOY AVENGER. I made it because of shit like this.
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 7/28/2009, 12:18 PM
@ ror, you changed your pic and i can't tell who it is. i think its ackels, but not sure.
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/28/2009, 12:21 PM
brace yourself...
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 12:21 PM
It's William dafoe in wild at heart
TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 7/28/2009, 12:40 PM
scarlett was the only decent thing in that clip sucky!!!
dizzle716
dizzle716 - 7/28/2009, 1:27 PM
@ Keven: First of all, that's the point, jackass.

Secondly, who better to notice then you. I mean, I know you have the most profound opinions and world changing points of view on this site and all.....
fastracer
fastracer - 7/28/2009, 1:43 PM
I do not see whats so bad about this movie.
And if you think the clip is bad why did you post it.
shibazz
shibazz - 7/28/2009, 1:45 PM
the acting was spotty at best. i blame the director.
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2009, 2:02 PM
I blame everyone
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 7/28/2009, 2:12 PM
@turd that clip is the reason why i won't see this movie. they are going to completely ruin duke.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 7/28/2009, 3:02 PM
CMON ROR... HATER-PERSON WHO HATES ON EVERYTHING..GOOD TASTE,WELL YOU MUST MAKE GOOD MOVIES THEN,TELL US WHEN IT COMES OUT..BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS..LETS JUST WAIT TILL THE THING COMES OUT BEFORE WE CRUCIFY IT, HEY ROR IF AFTER I WATCH IT AND IT TRULY DOES SUCK I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY HEY IM SORRY, BUT I WANNA SEE IT FIRST.
BillyBlack
BillyBlack - 7/28/2009, 3:37 PM
Superdog

Your squirrel pic destroys any GI Joe trailer I have seen so far. Good catch on Ror01's avatar. Although Dafoe looked a lot better after the bank job scene. HAhahahahhahahahhhaaaa.... hamburger head.

Gunsmith

check back with us after the Duke/Destro dance-off scene to end the film. I wouldn't let Somers direct an after school special... Well... maybe Herpes Island.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 7/28/2009, 3:43 PM
JUST WANNA GIVE THE FILM THE BENIFIT OF THE DOUBT..GAWD KNOWS THERE ISNT ANYTHING ELSE OUT GOOD WORTH WATCHING HERO RELATED
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 7/28/2009, 4:06 PM
Yeah i know what the term is used for Gunsmith its just i hear it thrown around a lot when someone simply thinks a movie looks crap! I remember all the Dragon Ball fans calling the sane people that new how the movie would turn out "haters" too! But your right in one way, the movie may surprise us..i just doubt it!

Billblack! Havnt seen you round these parts in a while. Didja see the Lost panel from Comic Con? I didnt post it here cos its not CBM related but you can watch on Youtube.
BillyBlack
BillyBlack - 7/28/2009, 4:30 PM
Sup Ror ole buddy?

summertime rolls my friend. been doing some running around outside the cyber-world. Went to NY to visit friends and wrestle a shark. 28ft basking shark, no teeth but still an enormous beast. I will def check that LOST panel. Read an EW article a lil bit ago where Emerson was talking about a somber tone to the end of the series, with multiple casualties expected before the end. How's the great Irish cunny hunt going? :)
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