How the GRIF Stole Christmas

How the GRIF Stole Christmas

A little Christmas love for our favorite TROLL!

By Woodinator - Dec 21, 2011 01:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

Just thought I would drop a little Christmas love to our favorite CBM Troll...




You're a mean one, Mr. GRIF
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a GALACTUS,

You're as charming as a Abner Krill.

Mr. GRIF.
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You're a bad Batman movie

With a total lack of appeal.

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You're a monster, Mr. GRIF.
Your heart's an empty article.

Your brain is full of bad reviews,
You've got malice in your soul.
Mr. GRIF.

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I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot Mjölnir


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You're a vile one, Mr. GRIF.
Evil thoughts you always spew
You have all the tender sweetness
of a Green Lantern Review
Mr. GRIF.

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Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take Batman and Robin 2!


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You're a foul one, Mr. GRIF.
You're a nasty, wasty villain.
Your heart is full of old jock straps
Your soul is full of Killin’.
Mr. GRIF.
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The three words that best describe you,are,
and I quote: "Troll, Troll, Troll"


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You're a Troll, Mr. GRIF.
You're the king of sinful plots.
Your heart's a dead thread
with moldy purple spots,
Mr. GRIF.

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Your soul is an appalling dung heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortmentof deplorable rubbish imaginable,
mangled up
into unwanted thoughts.

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You nauseate me, Mr. GRIF.
Why can’t you be more like ROR

You're a crooked CBM member
And you’re a crooked attention whore
Mr. GRIF.

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You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...
...with Bulls%$# sauce!

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Here's to hoping that by next Christmas Grif's heart might grow 3 sizes!

Just kidding GRIF, somebody has to play Devil's Advocate around here.

Merry Christmas CBM.com!

Till next time, Woodinator!
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JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 12/21/2011, 2:05 PM
wow...lol
jjmeylar
jjmeylar - 12/21/2011, 2:34 PM
This is quite well written. I hope that Grif loves it so much that he trolls it with all of his might. :) Grif's quite entertaining.
Oarsis
Oarsis - 12/21/2011, 2:48 PM
Oh gosh....That was hilarious!
I hate the way he acts on here!

I hope he sees this!
MrBlueSky
MrBlueSky - 12/21/2011, 2:52 PM


Christ, that was hilarious. Thumbs up, pal!!
airbeyonder18
airbeyonder18 - 12/21/2011, 3:21 PM
THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT!!!

A TOAST TO GRIFF!!!
MaddMonkk
MaddMonkk - 12/21/2011, 4:11 PM
tweeeeenkies is being mean again! never thought I'd see the day! don't shank me tweeeeenkies for a pack of smokes!
HULK2099
HULK2099 - 12/21/2011, 4:15 PM
FANTASTIC! LOL
Oarsis
Oarsis - 12/21/2011, 4:16 PM
@MaddMonkk...HAHA!
Sorry, it brought the worst out of me!

And, I am a little young for smoking haha! Though, it does not stop teenagers, they still smoke.
BUT...I don't! I am 100% against smoking. I hate it lol...

I just don't like how grif acts on here.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 12/21/2011, 4:21 PM
LOL! Grif for the win.
GreendaleHumanBeing
GreendaleHumanBeing - 12/21/2011, 4:45 PM


Omar telling Grif how it is.
Wildaniel
Wildaniel - 12/21/2011, 5:07 PM
THAT WAS FUNNY!!! I wonder if he read this yet?
DDD
DDD - 12/21/2011, 8:06 PM
LMAO

Well done.....BRAVO!
TheNameIsBetty
TheNameIsBetty - 12/21/2011, 8:33 PM
This just makes him do it more lol
TheRaven20
TheRaven20 - 12/21/2011, 8:39 PM
Hahahahaha That was extremely clever and all in good fun too. I loved it.
sevenyearslumber
sevenyearslumber - 12/21/2011, 11:16 PM
Griff blows balls. TDKR rules. reboot the son of a bitch. hahaha that being said, this was a smashing success
bgharcourt
bgharcourt - 12/21/2011, 11:56 PM
@Woodinator: quite funny and entertaining. Ive seen lots of stuff on this site that bash Grif, but yours was by far the most clever(and festive).

@logicoflame: he doesn't get banned because he never(that I've seen) talk sh*t to other members. He just gives his opinion, and that's the end of it, even when others try to get him to respond to their trash talk. And because of that it makes him the whipping boy as is were for those who like to troll on trolls. Trust me, there are worse on this site then him.

kong
kong - 12/22/2011, 3:06 AM
HELL YEAH!
Unionjack
Unionjack - 12/22/2011, 6:48 AM
Absolute classic!!!!
StrangerX
StrangerX - 12/22/2011, 7:03 AM
Damn thats harsh, but hilarious.
MrReese
MrReese - 12/22/2011, 8:50 AM
LMAO!!

Mrcool210
Mrcool210 - 12/22/2011, 12:59 PM
That was kind of a low blow, but

Woodinator
Woodinator - 12/22/2011, 2:08 PM
Glad you guys are enjoying the post.
AlexDeLarge87
AlexDeLarge87 - 12/22/2011, 8:48 PM
Aaaaah that was nice. I love christmas songs which makes me cry. ;)
JackDexx
JackDexx - 12/22/2011, 10:47 PM
good shit, sir!
Woodinator
Woodinator - 12/23/2011, 10:20 PM
Thanks again guys and have an awesome Christmas!
batmanrises
batmanrises - 12/27/2011, 12:11 PM
@Yossarian

"Shit day. Shit life. Bring on the Yossarian reboot."

LMAO...Nicely done.

Jesus, too many people take Grif wayyyyyy too serious...lol.

He should be flattered that he not only got trolled with a song/poem, but an entire article devoted to him. You hit the big time, Griffy!
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